Gremio

Gremio created many of the emotes in the server. She also has a wild sleep pattern which can't be healthy but makes it really convenient for the rest of us to play Splatoon with her. Gremio obtained some notoriety that one time she got Legend Drunk. Although quite active in chat, she frequently lurks. Like you just know she's there reading and judging.

Early life

Gremio was born at an early age along with her twin SlosherDeluxe. For some reason they were separated at birth. Neither seem that interested in unraveling the conspiracy.

Gremio spent much of her early life wandering in fields and eating vegetables (after wiping them on her sweater of course). It is believed that during this time some kind of fae creature stole/replaced original Gremio, who is currently still frolicking in the woods and stuffing her face with berries. Kind of like that whole "Paul is dead" thing.

Hobbies

Gremio enjoys creative insults and is working on a collection of kneecaps. One time Gremio's inkling impregnated Silver Koyuki's octoboy at the gay bar. Gremio does not seem interested in being a part of the childs life but who really knows what goes on in her head.

Stats

Health: alive location un known may be living with the forest people

Race: Gremlin

Family: SlosherDeluxe (twin) Silver Koyuki (wedlock), unnamed offspring (in utero)

Main weapon: Explosher

Favorite weapon of all time: Dynamo Roller

Team: Slippery Bastard

Lurk level: Expert

Favorite beverage: tea

Favorite snack: Ginger’s nuts (Gremio doesn't deny this so it must be true >_>)