Royal Wedding of Glosh and Lord Poop
The Royal Wedding of GLOSHSEP and Lord Poop is one of the most anticipated weddings of 2022. It's the product of months of negotiations between the king of this server, Silver Koyuki, and the mysterious kingdom from which Lord Poop comes from.
Historical Context[edit]
King Silver, having raised our stupid and ugly precious and beautiful Princess Glosh, is getting tired of having another mouth to feed. Lord Poop, originating from a distant and unheard of, yet rich, kingdom needs to marry a princess to carry on the family line. Since Lord Poop and Glosh enjoy many of the same hobbies, such as worshiping the number 69, they are a perfect fit. Also, Lord Poop has huge tracts of land. What's not to like?
Negotiations[edit]
Wise King Silver sent many ambassadors to the distant kingdom to secure a favorable agreement. After some implied threats of war and just generally being better at making deals, Silver was able to secure half of Lord Poops land for himself the kingdom of this server. In exchange, Lord Poop gets Princess Glosh. Like Princess Glosh is so precious, way better than some stupid land.
Planning phase[edit]
Upon hearing the wonderful news of their wedding both Glosh and Lord Poop were both clearly not excited. According to people in voice chat they were heard asking such questions of "Do I have to get married?" and "Why am I getting married". Everyone around agreed their pre-wedding jitters were adorable.
The people of this server, who as you may have heard like to have PBs, also began to buzz with excitement. The royal wedding planners spent a whole half hour or so making an invitation.
Wedding party[edit]
Bride: Princess: GLOSHSEP
Groom: Lord Poop
Maid of Honor: Pyro
Best man: Steam
Flower girl: Momo
Priest/Father of the Bride: Silver Koyuki
Date: January 8, 2022